Tuesday, July 6, 2010

BLACKOUT HITS MT. LEBANON

Mt. Lebanon experiencing power outages. Galleria shuttered. Lebo looter moms descend on Pottery Barn Kids, but are foiled by inoperable monogramming machines.

UPDATE
Official word from Duquesne Light: "We apologize for the malfunction of the RainDetect Blackout System®. This is only supposed to trigger if Mt. Lebanon receives more than .0001 inches of rain."

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