Tuesday, April 26, 2011

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Monday, January 31, 2011

A History of Mt. Lebanon Revisited


Our charming township was discovered by the inimitable Colonel Thaddeus Lebanon III on an expedition to find attractive real estate. On February 1st, 1722, the daring Col. Thaddeus planted his flag near Lord Shannon's Castle. Conflict sprang up almost immediately, and the settlers fought off several revolts, first from the militant Sisters of St. Clair.

An alliance with Lord Shannon proved timely, though, as the castle fortress repelled hordes of barbarians from the north, led by the Baron von Dormont.

After the victory, Lord Shannon named a marketplace in his dominion "Ye Olde Lebanon Shoppes". Col. Thaddeus Lebanon III was outraged by this appropriation, and the alliance fell.

Luckily, the Sisters of St. Clair were weakened after a long, losing battle against Sir Peter of Ryanhomes along their southern border. They could not muster the forces to attack the Colonel.

Colonel Lebanon then brokered a wide-ranging peace deal in which St. Clair ceded her Lower Kingdom to the ragtag tribal settlement known as Bethel Village.

With a lasting peace achieved and superior resources at his disposal, Col. Thaddeus Lebanon III set about constructing a palace overlooking his kingdom (now the Municipal Building) and enacting his famous 3-step plan for civic progress. These philosophies are detailed in the brilliant treatise "Schools, Realtors®, and Coffee Shoppes: This Towne Shall Hath Glory".

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

HAVE NO FEAR, CONFUSED RESIDENTS

Once completed, Uptown Mt. Lebanon's unusual holiday light displays will make a whole lot more sense.


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Sunday, December 12, 2010

'TIS THE SEASON

Happy Holidays from your friends at Davey Tree!

Friday, December 10, 2010

TRADER JOE'S COMING TO ROUTE 19

Trader Joe's will take over the current Pier One Imports space on Route 19 in Upper St. Clair. While gourmet food lovers are cheering, wicker fanatics are expressing outrage.

"Trader Joe's plans new grocery store in Upper St. Clair", Pittsburgh Business Times, 12/7/2010

Saturday, November 27, 2010

LEBO ALERT

Mt. Lebanon residents have exactly 5 more minutes to clear this snow before the sidewalk inspectors start issuing citations.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

HALLOWEEN REMINDER!

Mt. Lebanon parents are reminded to check trick-or-treaters' Lebo ID cards before giving them premium, full-size candy bars.

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Monday, October 25, 2010

BETHEL PARK TEACHERS ON STRIKE

Teachers in Bethel Park have gone on strike today. Grievances include having to teach in Bethel Park.

"Bethel Park teachers go on strike" Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

LEBO'S TOP COSTUME

On sale now! The Fake Lebo Halloween Costume Kit, yours for only $19.99, while supplies last!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

REAL NEWS: Purse-Snatcher Case

The township has posted surveillance photos of a "person of interest" in the purse-snatching case on Washington Road. Recognize him/her/it?



More information is available at http://pd.mtlebanon.org/calerts.html.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

HALLOWEEN IDEAS -- GOT 'EM?

What are this year's hottest Halloween costume ideas for Mt. Lebanon? Post your favorites at www.facebook.com/fakelebo!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

WAY TOO EXCITED TO GET TO CHUCK E. CHEESE

Driver fails Bridgeville drivers test in typical fashion.

"Car crashes into driver's license center" Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 10/13/2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

CITES "DEARTH OF INTEREST"

Network cancels "Yo! MTL Raps" after only one episode.

Friday, October 1, 2010

TRAVEL+LEISURE NAMES LEBO ONE OF THE COOLEST

Mt. Lebanon appears in the 25 "Coolest Suburbs Worth a Visit" list by Travel+Leisure.

How embarrassing to get lumped in with 24 other hickvilles.

Article link:
Coolest Suburbs Worth a Visit: Mt. Lebanon, PA
Travel+Leisure, 2010

REAL NEWS: Historical Society Events

The Historical Society of Mt. Lebanon has a number of upcoming events that they'd like to pass along:

New Exhibit
"A Beautiful Game: 40 Years of the Mt. Lebanon Soccer Association" opens TONIGHT at 6pm at the history center, 200 Lebanon Avenue. It is free.

St. Clair Cemetery Dedication
Tomorrow (Saturday, October 2) 11am in St. Clair Cemetery on Scott Road, the center is hosting an event for the new markers that were installed on the graves of 8 Civil War and War of 1812 veterans whose headstones were missing or damaged. There will be re-enactors and speakers. The event is free.

Annual Dinner
The annual dinner fundraiser is 6:30 p.m., Wednesday, October 20 at St. Clair Country Club. Brian Butko of the Heinz History Center will speak about the history of Isalys. Cost is $50. There will be raffles and auction items. Download a signup form at http://www.hsmtl.org/invite.pdf. Deadline to register is October 8.

Enjoy!

Apologies for Dead Air

So, Fake Lebo had a very busy late summer, and only found sparing time to post over the last several weeks. In the hubbub, we neglected to keep our blogspot site up to date with the posts we continued to make on Facebook and Twitter. We're working on bringing this page back up to speed with the others, and we wholeheartedly apologize for the absence!

In the meantime, you can catch up with what you missed on our Facebook wall at:
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Monday, August 9, 2010

FORT COUCH MIDDLE SCHOOL, USC

And here we thought Mt. Lebanon schools were in bad shape!

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Sunday, August 8, 2010

REMEDIAL TRAINING REQUIRED

Staffers of Mt. Lebanon's ULTRAparty and mtl magazine are being forced to attend Shift-key training courses after several complaints from local citizens.


Saturday, August 7, 2010

LEBO SUMMER MEMORIES

Remember those great old summer days at the Mt. Lebanon Pool?

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Sunday, August 1, 2010

SHOPPING DAY IN MEMORY OF LISA STYLES

This Friday 8/6, Learning Express Toys at the Galleria is giving 20% of all sales to the Lisa Styles benefit funds. Get some educational toys and help a great cause! Click the link for details.

Shopping Fundraiser in Memory of Lisa Styles (Blog-Lebo)